Every goddamn time

If the baby is 6 months + it may be making strange. Take a few minutes to let the baby examine you from the safety of its parents arms before picking it up. Always move gently and smile.

They can sense evil.

Maybe you shouldn't hold babies if it makes you that emotional, then.

"I don't want to be sacrificed!"

This happened to me holding my second cousin.

Wait. Who's crying me or the baby?

This happens to me all the time. And it always makes the baby cry.