No tears now

Nope, mine meant if it got in your eyes it wouldn't hurt; it was designed with babies in mind, after all.

My whole life is a lie

Then why the fuck was " no more tears " in a tear drop shape ?

I think it might have also meant that it wouldn't hurt when you put it in your hair, like to not make young kids worry... I think that was what mine meant but that really doesn't make sense! :P