Big men are usually just big kids

Hey, ninja turtles aren't just for kids. :(

What's wrong with that?

And here I am, 6'4", 245 getting ridiculed half the time on the internet for loving ponies.

The upside is *no one* is going to steal his pillow. They'll tease him about it but they won't steal it.

This just in, no fuck was reportedly given on that day.

Respect.