See people being trampled, shot, punched, kicked, and bitten. That'd be awesome to watch. They need to upload the security camera footage to like YouTube or something
Imagine, just settling down the day after Thanksgiving, sitting on the couch with snacks and remote in hand. The TV turns on. As the commercial for a TV show ends, the front of a store surrounded by shoppers is zoomed in on, huge sale signs plastered over what seems every surface. The store manager stands with safety gear on and a key in hand, and as the chanting of the crowd to open the store increases, the employee turns the lock and scrambles to get out of the way. It goes to commercial for a few moments.
When it returns, a reporter stands on top of a high shelf with a cameraman, surveying the chaos and narrating it.
And as a gentle shower pours outside your window, the television blares stuff like "ohh, and Mrs. Jenkins is down! Will she still make it to aisle three?" And "out of stock already, this doesn't bode well for our shoppers!"
...
Basically, I would watch the hell out of it.
Gentle showers on Black Friday would be lovely! It's either a freakish 70 degrees or a blizzard here around Thanksgiving, something smack in the middle (and appropriate for the season) would be nice for a change.
This sounds awesome!
We can add something like "Sudden Sales". It will be a limited time offer with incredible discount announced over the intercom.
So they'll be shopping and sudden hear: " All Manolo Blahnik shoes will be offered at a 85% discount for the next 15 minutes." or, "All electronica, including videogame consoles, will be offered at an 85% discount for the next 15 minutes."
It's not REALLY evil.... We're just creating an environment were it serves to be selfish, mean and undermine others.... Then we sit back and watch :D
When it returns, a reporter stands on top of a high shelf with a cameraman, surveying the chaos and narrating it.
And as a gentle shower pours outside your window, the television blares stuff like "ohh, and Mrs. Jenkins is down! Will she still make it to aisle three?" And "out of stock already, this doesn't bode well for our shoppers!"
...
Basically, I would watch the hell out of it.
We can add something like "Sudden Sales". It will be a limited time offer with incredible discount announced over the intercom.
So they'll be shopping and sudden hear: " All Manolo Blahnik shoes will be offered at a 85% discount for the next 15 minutes." or, "All electronica, including videogame consoles, will be offered at an 85% discount for the next 15 minutes."
It's not REALLY evil.... We're just creating an environment were it serves to be selfish, mean and undermine others.... Then we sit back and watch :D