This made me mad GIF

Hey, stop that.

I'd really like to carve a knife out of butter and do this with a wire

I believe that is Chuck Norris's hair.

You make your parents sad every time you take a breath.

Is that pubic hair?

In the cartoon, the knife was made of butter.
Useless bits of information take up approximately 97% of my available brain space. It's a problem.

Idk its kinda satisfying