He just wants some food

that'll teach it

"Fahking. Halp."

My cat just sits there staring at me.. it is kinda creepy but when I grab him he starts to cry and after a while he just lays there then falls asleep and by the time I get up he doesn't want to get up

Cute blanket. :)

He's like, "o no plz need food now meow"

perfect, you wanna be mean ill snuggle you into submission.

"This didn't turn out as planned."

We call it "corporal cuddling"