Your fly is open

"No homo bruh, but yo fly is open"

"Xyz bruh"
Xamine your zipper

don't.

Why is it a "white boy problem"? What happens if you're black? Is it okay to tell them?

if it were me : *pretends to tie shoe* "hey, your fly is open man. i was just tying my shoelace and i saw it, no biggie." "....you're wearing loafers, dude."

Grow a pair and help a bro out. No one likes walking around with their fly down embarrassing themselves like that.

So if a guy's crotch region is visible to us in any capacity it means that we must desperately want it? Sounds like male logic to me.