Anyone knows a good title?

It works if you're Bill Gates

Hahaha isn't there one about how the kid supposedly says it wants to be a teacher and then his is like, " A teacher? Honey, prostitutes make twice that money."?

"Like me"
"Like me"
"Like me"

Oh sweet Jesus.. I. Have. My. Star. Back. *gasps...tear slowly rolls down cheek...*

"The talk" is a good one
-The cool guest