I can't even imagine

Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes and brain. I have extra coupons for brain bleach if anyone needs some...

What is wrong with this person

O.e

I almost puked

Ama hand me a few I'm going to need them

wut? Pass the bleach please.

OMG don't you know how to make simple food like sandwitchs or toast or something?!!?

*gags*