I rock peas on my head
but don't call me a pea head
bees on my head
but don't call me a bee head
bruce lee's on my head
but don't call me a lee head
now please excuse me
I gots to get my tree fed
you wear name brands
and I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple
who loves self loathing
(I hate myself)
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
cuz it's my show you can't tell me what to do
when life hands me lemons
I make beef stew
so yo I gotta go it's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my left pocket
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
cuz it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis
it's my show I'm Shmandy Shmilosmakis
it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
but don't call me a pea head
bees on my head
but don't call me a bee head
bruce lee's on my head
but don't call me a lee head
now please excuse me
I gots to get my tree fed
you wear name brands
and I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple
who loves self loathing
(I hate myself)
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
cuz it's my show you can't tell me what to do
when life hands me lemons
I make beef stew
so yo I gotta go it's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my left pocket
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
cuz it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis
it's my show I'm Shmandy Shmilosmakis
it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.