Inb4 "I'm already gay"

No. That's why it's worth a trillion dollars. You must pretend to be gay while remaining straight.

People need to stop reposting this.

Repost

a trillion only exists in zimbabwae and its worth like 50c

Everyone questions my sexuality anyway

I don't think this is as big of a dilemma as people think. I'll be a gay pornstar for a year for a trillion dollars. Call me a cocksucker if you want, I'll be on my private island doin trillionaire shit

Ha, (Press) Already Gay