That poodle is now a puddle

And the fucking bitches who pamper them

Most of them aren't even cute and cuddly

And don't even get me started on the dogs!

Poodles are the cats of dogs. They are among the top ten overall smartest breeds. They are so smart that they get humans to pamper them as if they are royalty, just like cats

Yeah that was a little harsh. He could have just put it in the floor or something