How can 34000 liked this if there is only 7 people on earth.
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Omg bekky ur so dum! U no there realy is 3 milli becaus if there were 7 the world would be to light and would float into space if your gonna talk to me u need too be smrt.
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OMGEE u so rigt! how can i b so dumb I need to listen more to our lord Justin!
You know, I think most people like for the (dumb) laughs. I think that everytime someone says "how can -number of ppl- agree??"
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Yeah, I think you are right! I do not particually agree with the "34,000 people are RETARDED" thing that it says, especially the word choice is even more insulting than dumbass and a whole lot more words that they could have chosen.
*pauses* *slams a bomb down on the table* Okay, I didn't want it to come to this, but we have to nuke Facebook. *places hand on big red button* Gentlemen. Ladies. The time is now.
However, you were not accounting for the fact that I had already been planning to destroy Facebook. *pulls out device* Once I flip the switch on this device, a virus will be released, eradicating Facebook from the entire Internet.
Tch. It's a good thing I hired a mercenary as well to blow up the servers that Facebook is hosted on! I just have to give the signal. *retrieves walkie-talkie from gap space*
Ah but what you don't know is your mercenaries are under my mind control and I shall command them to blow up the servers and be the one to destroy Facebook once and for all
But what you don't know is that the mercenaries are robots that I created that will only destroy what I tell them to destroy, thus can't be mind controlled!
See this device in my hand? *pulls out device* It's the activator for an emp that I secretly put on the mercenary. Once I activate this device, the emp will go off and kill the mercenary and the servers.
*Pulls out device* this device, when pressed will jam your devices and activate a nuke that will destroy Facebook once and for all and I will be the one to do it mwah hahahaha fear me!
*pulls out Nokia phone* When I call this number, it will activate a satellite that will activate your device, activating other devices, causing a device to do this and that while a device does another thing, causing Facebook to be destroyed! The honor will go to me!
*Pulls out another device* with this I will activate your devices and it activates my device (device-activation-ception)! Rule number one always carry more than one device controlling device! *smiles evilly*
Rule number two, carry five hundred more copies of a device controlling device that controls a device that controls a device, that will hack Mark Zuckerberg, reversing the polarity of the internet, eventually destroying Facebook! *pulls out devices* Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ok I didn't want to do this I will have to end it all *pulls out one last device* if I press this button it will destroy the Internet and the planet as well as all time and space (don't ask me how I got it on e-bay) and it's linked to all the device controlling devices so if one of us screw up it will destroy everything...are you willing to take that chance...?
The box also said something about might have a slight chance to recreate another universe similar to this one but no one can accurately predict the out come...you have been warned
You Sir are a genius but do you know the quantum physics to do it cause I tried but my math doesn't add up (I knew I shouldn't have dropped out of that world domination collage and now I'm paying for it)
Thanks gspike we will ask die a horrible death but at least the world won't have Facebook anymore and we will be recreated but could you do it with us being able to remember the lives we lived here so we can defend the new universe from the next Facebook
I studied supernatural stuff in World Domination College, so if you wear this talisman, your memories will separate off your body when you die and gravitate towards a similar body. Since your bodies after the Recreation will be identical, your memories are certain to reattach to the new body (there is a small chance of failure). I also have this keystone that will keep you grounded in reality, so that you aren't destroyed by the Recreation, allowing you to enter the new universe (your new self will still be recreated, meaning two of you in the same universe). Take your pick.
I'll take the key stone I remember supernatural 101 but I never finished my course because I was studying elements and planes walking and didn't have time for all of it but if there are 2 of me it will make demon hunting and zombie killing a lot easier
I'll use the keystone. I went to Umbra University. Regardless if my twin is good or bad, he can save me a lot of trouble in blood rituals or demon contracts.
*returns to the thread* Uh... Right. Right then. That escalated quickly.
But you've all forgotten one thing.
I HAVE A DEVICE THAT HAS NOT BEEN TAMPERED WITH!
*snatches it off the floor* *slams button down*
*device is ineffective* *frowns*
Oh... oh no... *looks up* We all forgot to account for one thing...
The... *sighs* The sheer douchebaggery. Our inventions are far too epic... they just get repelled by the field of stupidness. *indicates blackboard* I did the math.
Ok so we just build a new device that disables the stupidity field for a brief second and destroy or put away our unused devices creating less disturbance and in those brief seconds we can activate the modified mega destroyer and recreate the universe
Lucky for us I built a stupidity penetration ray that can be used to dismantle stupidity fields bit it only works on small fields (because it's a small device) so all we have to do is upscale, upgrade and super charge it
Well I got some contacts in area 52 but I think they'll try and steal credit, I also know some Martians but they are stubborn and aren't very easy to work with. Oh there are some nice and highly intelligent aliens I know 2 galaxies from here, if they can't help they'll know who will but I must warn you bring a lot of tinfoil and chocolate or they won't help us at all
Sure, I'll gap over to the Lunar Capital and try to impress them. I'm sure the threat of impurity reaching their city will give them enough reason to help us.
Every thing is a better love story than twilight now are you gonna sit there or help us destroy face book? here take this and follow these instructions they're modifications to the stupidity penetration ray.
*phone booth rings next to gspike* gspike answers* you not left behind go to area 52 and organise stuff there also there's a rocket waiting for you when you're done to take you to any galaxy so you can recruit help *phone booth starts printing instructions* those are your instructions and a list of things to get before you leave. Hood out
*answers phone* I'm emailing you a list of complicated alien schematics for a machine that I think you can help with and I'm also sending you a parts list for the machine. I couldn't get my all knowing alien buddy's to help because they ate a peaceful race but they did give me these designs and instructions on how it works. If the machine works then we will be able to use it to fuse elements but it's our choice on wich ones. I was bad in chemistry so if you could help with that our at least know some one who can then we will be able to make the power source we need
Uhhhhh, plutonium, deuterium, uranium, sodium, helium, hydrogen...... I think I have the components for a nuclear reaction spell. Do you have any yatagarasu blood? Dust from a used sun sacrifice altar, phoenix ash, or sun stone dust will also work. When I'm done, where should I connect the power?
I know a guy with that stuff... Hey yo gundalf bring kurukuru what he needs and show him where to connect the stuff! *gundalf brings stuff to kurukuru and helps with spell*
Ok it's complete... this is it...I'd just like to thank my fellow awesome funsubbers for helping me with this you guys are the best and see you guys on the other side.
*pulls lever and turns knob* *kurukuru works on stability spell to make Sure we don't blow up* *unknown enigma works on computers* *gspike is ready at his station aiming for the target*
*closes eyes in anticipation of explosion* *pauses*
*opens one, then the other*
*looks around uncertainly* Did it work?
*takes talisman out of pocket and polishes it, checking for imperfections*
It worked you just don't know cause you guys picked the talisman I took the key sone snd look *points outside window* I'm also standing out there so we did it guys we destroyed the universe of Facebook. Congratulations
She should have memories of what happened in this universe though. Something really bad must of happened. Everyone who used the talisman should have two sets of memories. What happened in the previous universe and what happened in this universe.
Hold on I have a plan! Sep back! Kurukuru with me there's an ancient spell I know that uses shadow magic and spirit magic in combination for an ultimate healing effect and can resurrect a dead body from ashes but it's dangerous. I'll start the shadow chant then you bring in the spirit seal this may restore her memories. *hands Kurukuruguy paper with instructions written in universal magic code* *starts chant*
*to hood* We have to pull her mind back from the abyss of madness it now threatens to fall into! But how? The universe balances on an impossible edge of Facebook or no Facebook... the slightest disturbance could bring it back...
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*mumbles louder*
omg brittany
i am potato
i cant even
Facebook is a universal constant..... If it wasn't created on the internet, it must of come back in Emma's mind. It's also entirely possible that Facebook had a talisman-like program embedded in it's software. But why her?!
*cringes* We can't get rid of her. She's our friend. Hood's right.
Even if she's saying #yolo, there might be hope! Somewhere! *sits at a computer and starts furiously making calculations*
I think zuggerberg planned this he's probably here and he probably sole Emmas talisman and replaced it with a decoy! *grunts at pressure of spell* I think I've found her in gonna try and puuuuull her baaaaak aaah!
STAY STRONG! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
*quickly writes the correct forms of 'there' inside the chalk circle* I'm combatting the field of stupidity in the most basic way possible, anything tech-y and they'll block it. Come on, come on!
Wait... you're reversing the polarity? So am I... You're reversing it, I'm reversing it back again, we're CONFUSING the polarity! It needs an output! This whole thing needs somewhere to go!
*grabs the chalk* *draws another circle* *looks up* Remember me like I was.
*writes the hashtag symbol in the circle* *massive explosion*
No! Oh no, oh no, oh no.... Esoterica "Astronomical Entombing"! Okay, I've got his body suspended in time. He won't die, but his wounds are serious. We need to fix him before the spell times out! We can't have another casualty.
*takes out knife* I almost forgot I had this. A sacrificial blade that cuts spirit, instead of flesh. I'll cut the Facebook out of you! *attaches spirit stone to knife hilt and starts chanting*
Emma! *runs over to her body and hugs her* emma wake up please we can't lose a team member right now zuggerberg is probably trying to rebuild Facebook and he'll have defences so we need you!
*holds up defibrillator* The Facebook should have vacated her soul when it got its outlet, that's what the explosion was. Stand aside. *flicks switch* Are we clear?
*yells* NOBODY TOUCH HER BODY OR YOU WILL BE ELECTROCUTED. *everybody steps back* CLEAR. *attempts to restart her heart with the defibrillator* *emma gasps*
*grimaces* *looks at her* I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. But your brain is in rehab. I have to jolt the circuitry back into proper alignment. *yells* CLEAR! *shocks her a second time*
Yes but zuggerberg sabotaged you you said yolo *starts crying* Yolo!!! With the# and everything! I think he might still be out there we need to look for him and end this madness!
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:o Yolo!!!! #?!?! That was far from the norm! Well, we'd better get to work tracking this zuggerberg down. *opens a high tech laptop and types some stuff*
*finishes doing stuff* DONE!!! I made this tracking devil so we can't get revenge on Mark zuggerberg from messing with Emma!! *sees that Emma already recovered* Oh...
We can still do the thing. I've also knitted a vengeance, so we could also use that. *takes out small glowy red butterfly and releases it* Look at it go!
Ah, found something. The vengeance suddenly disappeared somewhere in Menlo Park, CA, where the Facebook headquarters was. I'm picking up high amounts of spatial energy there. I think Zuggy's trying to pull the Facebook headquarters into this universe from the previous one.
*ligh bulb* We can distract Mark zuggerberg with cat videos while we destroy spatial rift he's trying to create to bring back Facebook! *clicks on cat video tab again* ermahgerd this pop-tart cat is so adorable.
But I am takin the serious, extreme role of finding cat videos to distract Mark zuggerberg with, and (sarcasm) it's totally not just me trying to watch cat videos.
*whispers to kurukuruguy* dude look at this cat, it's so chubby and cute, I just wanna pet it!! *notices something in the corner* umm what's this. * scrolls down to see the thing.* Guys come check this out, I found a share to Facebook button....
Confirm to Facebook?! I don't think he's just bringing the headquarters back. He might be planning to bring the whole universe through. Bits of Facebook are already leaking through. I don't think the webpage is up yet, for now. Better check to make sure.
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What if he has made decoy websites as well? He could have made tumblr for all we know..
We need only the highest trained agent people on this case. If you keep getting distracted, gspike we may have to face the responsibility of sending you out. What you have done had better not be wasting our time or I will tell the Grand Chief!
But I have done some stuff like how I figured out that myspace is slowly becoming Facebook because you can see on the title screen that it says "MyspaceBook"
Thus adding more to the theory that Facebook is comming back in slow bits. Ermahgerd is that dog snuggling with a cat ermahgerd must watch.
Huh? It's replacing Myspace? It's not really a loss, but still. *checks Myspacebook* It's okay, for now. The stupidity levels aren't anything near Facebook yet. It's only at 30% redownloading. We need to stop it before 100%! Any ideas on how to restabillize the dimensions to keep him from pulling the old universe through?
We'd have to flood it with tons of correct grammar, though. Even then, it will go on to the next website with high stupidity levels, which probably means 4-chan. We need a permanent solution. How quickly can we find and seal away Zuggy?
Have you guys found anything yet? I found recently that the word Bae is now trending on the interwebs. Also theres seems to be a trend in the YouTube comments that whenever someone asks the name of something the answer is darude - sandstorm. Oh god it's here too isn't it. Let me check if Rick Roll is still a thing... Yep it still is.
What I'm getting from this cat video is that another universe buster might not work and might actually leave us in some sort of limbo where we are stuck between universes unable to do anything.
I have other talismans. Heck, I could even commission a demon to help us. We don't need to worry about memory. However the dimensions are still recovering from the last time we did the thing. To do it again now could cause serious consequences. We have to wait a year or so before it's safe again to reset, but we don't have that time.
Well you guys have a choice here ride into battle (remember zuggerburg has some crazy shit going on and is properly ready for us) or start with building the anti stupidity shield
WHY? We should be keeping them ALIVE if anything, this is the desolation of FACEBOOK we're talking about. Even the TWELVE year olds claim to be having sex, we need the untainted ones alive!
Satan likes them tight, though. I'll get some minor demons for now. *lays dusts and other tings on sofa* *gets spirit knife out and starts chanting over sofa*
Sorry the spell I use only opens the gates anything that comes out will help me but it's random so some times strong ones come out other times scrawny weak ones come out Luckily these ones are strong
Regardless if they're your demons, did you set up a contract and all? They could easily overpower us otherwise. I've got some demons and monsters with me bound to spirit stones. *shows bag filled with small glowing pebbles* Let's see, 12 oni, 12 asuras, 20 lesser imps, 15 pixies, 3 phoenixes, 10 tengu, 10 greater demons, 1 greater terror from the dark depths of the cosmos, 1 western dragon, 1 eastern dragon, 1 corn snack demon, a frost troll, 2 weird crows that take memories, 1 Nurarihyon, and 2 krakens. Some of these demons are also in control of hundreds of lesser demons, so the whole army would be somewhere in the hundreds. I feel dizzy..... I used up a lot of spirit and blood.... *faints*
*uses spell to revive kurukuru* I don't need to they're not regular demons from this planes underworld they're from a different plane entirely and I sole an artifact that allows me to command them but it commands all of them so if I call one they all come because of the hive mind effect the ring creates so if I open a portal for them to cross over calling the strongest but if the weakest ones are closest they come through first weather I want them to or not *sigh*
*ghost emits from my body* I guess you guys didn't even care while I chocked on my own blood but I guess I'll just go build myself a new body... Fawk you guys by the way.
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*wakes up* what happened while I was gone? Oh, and I came from Earth, dur. But Mark sent me here.
Mark? Also, I already have a new body for you gspike. *reveals giant robot* It has missiles, lasers, swords, and everything! You can inhabit it while we get your old one back from death.
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Yes... It was mark. He kidnapped me when earth was being nuked. Yes, while you pressed that button or whatever you did it nuked everything. It was awesome. So he sent me here for no reason whatsoever. Darn that Zuggerburg.
Earth? It was the whole universe. You could of come here anyway, since you'd reincarnate. The only reason why he'd send you here is if he wanted you to keep your memories. But why? Do you have anything worthwhile in your memory? Because you're not going to keep it either way.*holds up bag of glitter*
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GLITTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
oh and
I may or may not have hacked into his computer and downloaded all his files onto my computer then onto my ipod. So I may or may not know how to destroy and create facebook.
*takes out ipod, checks facebook*
And I'm the only one who has it.
*points gun at the iPod*
IT'S A LINK, A PATHWAY. IT COULD PULL FACEBOOK BACK INTO THIS REALITY!
Kurukuru, use the glitter! We must erase her memories before a psychic connection can be formed!
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well, 1. I'm a girl.
anddddd 2222222. *deletes facebook*
oooooh extra space
In the end, we don't actually need to erase your memory. We just need to kill you. There's still another version of you here that reincarnated. Having you two meet is too much of a risk. Plus, if you're dead, we can use necromancy to get your memories. *holds up giant knife*
Because, not only are you from the other universe, but you also know things. On top of that, Zucky sent you here for some sinister reason. We don't even know where other you is. We just know she exists or has existed somewhere. *starts chanting and lifting up a silver cup in the other hand*
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*takes out ipod*
*goes on Tango*
*takes selfie*
*goes on camera*
*takes repeated selfies*
*still has katana sword glues to hand*
hmmmmmm......
*stabs* That took an awfully long time. *collects blood in cup*
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*wakes up back in Marks HQ*
And I'm back! But how did I come back here?
WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO WHERE IS MY IPOD!
Oh, it's in my pocket. I am going back, and getting my second ipod and I must help destroy--
(facebook)
Doing something. They're here, just not saying anything. They're absorbed. *points gun and shoots* Hopefully I drew the temporal binding runes properly this time. It's hard to carve things on bullets. Don't worry! Your memory will live on! In a jar.
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Hey so, I'm back after an hour and--wait, what is in that jar over there?
so, mark did something to me, and my dead body and stuff can stay here while i'm over here. Oh, and he is working even harder on trying to bring back facebook. He said that he was not gonna let you destroy all his hard work or something like that. *cereal appears out of nowhere*
*comes out of the ground, with a mask on my face, which looks like a plague doctor mask* Sup guys, I got my body back now I got supah cool powers look! * controls the kinetic energy of the table* I go like Gambit powers now, but I don't have to touch the object so it's kinda more like the Force but whatever, still got these awesome powers! * looks around* You!
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You who? Hi gspike, sorry i killed you, but i'm back... * looks at kurukuruguy* for the 2nd time
You have your mind. I took all your memories though. They're in this jar...? Whose memories are these? These sure aren't yours. Other than that, you know Zynga? That company that made Facebook games? What happened to it, now that Facebook doesn't exist? Are they helping Zuggy bring Facebook back?
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And I'm supposed to remember that how? I didn't even know. Wait, so everyone is gone? like that were/was in the universe at the time? Because I have no Idea how I'm supposed to get mah bff back.
Write a comment...There are two universes. One with Facebook, that we destroyed. Then there's this new universe, which is near identical to this universe, except that Facebook mostly never existed, mostly being the keyword. Something went wrong in the recreation, allowing Zuggy to somehow keep his memory of Facebook. Now he's trying to pull Facebook from the past of the other universe into this universe. You cause problems. Since you exist here, we know that Zuggy knew that we were going to remake the universe. This also shows that he has the magic or technology to send someone to this universe. On top of that, it shows he has some reason to send you here, instead of himself. Your bffs still exist in this universe. They just have no memory of Facebook or anything related to Facebook.
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Well, why would he send himself? I see no problem or reason of sending me either. I am bound to mess something up. Wait a second... Either he was annoyed with me, or he wanted me to mess something up.
*grabs sand rock*
*crushes*
I messed something up. So, how far away are we from this new great non-facebook existing world? Please be like really far, like really really really far.
We're in the non-Facebook existing world. If you want to go back, there's some complex time and space magic that needs to be worked, not that I recommend going back. The dimensions are hella twisted still. Going back might tear your soul or body apart.
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Damarnit! Now I'm really tempted to go and wanna stay here. *takes out my pocket memory machine/time machine* TAKe me back to march 1st 1994, london, canada!
*doesn't work* There is the worst problem going to helleck.
Huh? Did something go wrong? The dimensions must be more messed up than I thought. *holds up timey wimey detector* *BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP~fizzzzle* *BOOM* AH! The Timey-Wimey detector! This is worse than I thought.
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*cries*
Why didn't my time machine work!?
I was going to destroy the 1st problem and get back here.
*grabs my backpack and starts walking away to nowhere*
I changed the sound effect to a *BEEP*, since the ding was starting to get annoying. Howverr, the amount of Timey-Wimey it found pretty much means that at this point, we might as well be made of Timey-Wimey. The detector exploded from the sheer amount of Timey-Wimey. I didn't even think those things could explode. It's like if a camera exploded from getting too much light. Near impossible.
Th- that's... not... possible... We may have a problem. *takes a metal bracelet out of my pocket and puts it on* *goes over to the computer and starts typing*
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I'm hungry. got any face food? I need something to go into my food hole, then down to my vomit bag.
*looks up from typing* Yeukaitamia, don't talk out loud, you're lowering the IQ of the entire street. Unless... no... *narrows eyes* *takes out second Timey Wimey detector* *points it directly at Yeukaitamia and it dings repeatedly extremely loud* *turns it off*
You're not getting the compulsion to think in hashtags, are you?
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*turns back to self*
whats-hahahahhahhaha-wh--hahhahahahahhahaahahahhahha
wh-whats compulsion--hahahahhahahaha-compoopsion
yep, yea, just thought of that, I wasn't thinking of hashtags, now I am. You look like a french fry.
Now fling it everywhere. Don't get it in your eyes, mouth, or nose, though. There's some Grave Soil and Spirit Stone powder mixed in, and it's really bad for the sensitive parts of your body.
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*starts throwing everywhere*
*takes out ipod*
*takes picture of dust*
GLITTER PARTY
Pink is the manlies of colors, only a true man can use the color pink! By the way wanna watch some cute animal videos with me? This one is about a dog that tries to get on top of the bed but just can't, it's soo cute, AND MANLY AS FUCK!
My milkshakes are way better than yours.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge.
WAAARRRRPPPP! *flashing and sound effects* *gaps over to Zuckerberg's HQ with everyone* We're here! Is everyone still sane from the fifth dimensional journey? Hopefully you didn't stare into the eyes of any of the gap terrors during the teleport.
*rolls eyes* I don't WANT to shoot you. I'd rather just blow up Facebook.
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*walks in from the opposite direction i went in*
so, do we like, have to, can I go get my stuff, or
*sprays my shirt with soda on purpose*
oh, whoops, gotta go change, I'll be in my room if you need me
*shoots lasers out of knife* You were saying? This is a special knife, attuned to my spiritual energy. I can project that energy out with this knife into beams. You're too far away for me to stab you, so I'll just hit you with all these lasers.
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He has an invisible power suit, you can't hit him, but whatever you throw at him comes back to you. It was my idea, it seemed good a few months ago.
Ok, my plan is not working out, so, I am going to make a turkey, and if by the time I'm back, someone's not dead, I will kill all of you and then revive you all, except gspike, he will not be killed. Time starting now! you all have 4 hours
Well, you never said where the big red button is. You wouldn't be dumb enough to hide it in your room, a room labeled CONTROL ROOM, or a room labeled BIG RED BUTTON ROOM, would you? *keeps running and hits a wall* *chugs more potions and keeps going*
See you guys at the exit! *tries to teleport, but just coughs blood* Nevermind.... I'll just die here and resurrect later..... *coughs more blood and collapses*
I made you a turkey, you only live once, so better make it worthwhile
And I didn't say yol-almost, almost, not completely
*sets turkey down beside you*
The building exploded. I think Hood was the only one who made it out. I resurrected....... Probably about 25 times. I don't know how you revived.
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I made it out too
I had to protect my turkey
oh, and by the way, I stole like 23 of your coins
here *gives back coins*
I had to run like my computer battery died or something.
Wait?! WAIT?!!!! WHAT COULD KEEP YOU WAITING?!?!?!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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Stop yelling at me, god...
*presses button*
*huge explosion miles away*
*computer chip lands in my hand*
Facebook can't be deleted forever, there are great minds out there, like mine, this chip is unbreakable, but not undestroyable
*poof*
and the chip is floating billions of miles away where no one can get it.
*starts walking away*
Where did you put it? Zuggy's still going to be around. If he managed to almost pull Facebook into a universe where it's not supposed to exist, he's clever enough to find it. Unless you hid it in an extremely active volcano on Mars, in the Great Red Spot on Jupiter, anywhere on Venus, at the bottom of the Marina Trench, at the center of the Sun, at the center of the Earth, or on an extremely active volcano on earth billions of years ago when Earth was still cooling.
*strains memory* Um... I shifted the button's coordinates in Space and Time so he wouldn't be able to override the cancellation... Hm.......... *suddenly smiles* It was the Marina Trench. I'm sure of it, I put the button at the bottom of the Marina Trench.
I had some resurrection tokens that I scammed from some demons. I think Yeukaitamia stole one of mine and used it. I don't know how the others came back.
She already put it at the heart of a star in Betelgeuse. You should probably go find it there. I'll help you leave on your long journey.
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*appears and zaps everyone into unconsciousness and runs over to rubble*
*grabs chip and snaps in half*
*takes out ipod and starts walking away*
heyyyyy, Penelrooster
Yeukaitamia!!!!!!! WHY WAS THE CHIP RIGHT THERE??!!! I can still sense you, even while unconscious. He could of easily found it! YOU COULD OF JUST SNAPPED IT IN HALF EARLIER! *grabs chip halves* I'm going to throw one of these in the Marina trench. The other half will go to the heart of a star that's part of a constellation that can only be seen on a hostile obscure alien planet in a different dimension. *teleports halves*
Ah. Don't even try. Kill one Yeukaitamia and another comes back out of nowhere.
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owwwwwwww, yep, that hurt.
I was talking to somebody on my ipod. One sec.
-got to go, *clap clap* BAM! ha-ha-ooh, la-la *2 fab 4 u 5-ever* jinx and all of infinity and beyond and nothing back-
yeah, soooo, hi
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Ah, I'll eat it then. I'll send a version of myself back to the past to eat it before it went bad! *magical lights and spell circles* Wait, weren't the dimensions horribly unstable? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! *rumbling and eternal blackness*
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· 10 years ago
-still standing- just... keep your balance and don't look at the darkness.
*lights form into vague silhouette of a person* Hello. I am back, in a way. My body is still reforming. The resurrection tokens I had left were enough to keep my soul mostly intact.
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don't worry, i have a few more, and a potion book. I can make these these things up when i want.
*flips to chapter about the tokens*
ooh, did you know that if you swallow one, the next time you 'die', you won't die and just blink? I have been doing this almost the whole time. Almost kuru, ALMOST!
*frowns* No offence to her but if she's too young to know what ovaries are she shouldn't really be on FS... Although I do accept a language barrier could be the issue here...
... you're a girl it's something you learn at school before you hit puberty, it's something you learn generally in biology I'm a guy and I know what ovaries are..... (._.)
This is shocking to say the least but there could be another reason maybe
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define before you hit puberty because1 in every 14 girls hit puberty at 8 years old. (just searched after I typed because I remember reading this and I found)
"They suggested changing puberty at age 8 from abnormal to normal, and lowering the abnormal puberty age to 7 for white girls and 6 for African American girls."
When you are 10 you learn about this? My teachers in my old school didn't even teach us about biology because they already knew that we already know what it is since 2nd grade.
#baldforbeiber #thisistotallygoingtocurehiscancer
But you've all forgotten one thing.
I HAVE A DEVICE THAT HAS NOT BEEN TAMPERED WITH!
*snatches it off the floor* *slams button down*
*device is ineffective* *frowns*
Oh... oh no... *looks up* We all forgot to account for one thing...
I think so.
*presses button*
*opens one, then the other*
*looks around uncertainly* Did it work?
*takes talisman out of pocket and polishes it, checking for imperfections*
omg brittany
i am potato
i cant even
You don't suppose... oh no...
Even if she's saying #yolo, there might be hope! Somewhere! *sits at a computer and starts furiously making calculations*
*quickly writes the correct forms of 'there' inside the chalk circle* I'm combatting the field of stupidity in the most basic way possible, anything tech-y and they'll block it. Come on, come on!
*draws an extensive diagram of a person with the front of the cap facing forwards as opposed to being useless*
*grabs the chalk* *draws another circle* *looks up* Remember me like I was.
*writes the hashtag symbol in the circle* *massive explosion*
*reaches behind me and clicks to the proper tab after gspike had started rewatching cat videos*
Thus adding more to the theory that Facebook is comming back in slow bits. Ermahgerd is that dog snuggling with a cat ermahgerd must watch.
aw for focks sake mark...
And more to the point, where did THEY come from?
oh and
I may or may not have hacked into his computer and downloaded all his files onto my computer then onto my ipod. So I may or may not know how to destroy and create facebook.
*takes out ipod, checks facebook*
And I'm the only one who has it.
IT'S A LINK, A PATHWAY. IT COULD PULL FACEBOOK BACK INTO THIS REALITY!
Kurukuru, use the glitter! We must erase her memories before a psychic connection can be formed!
anddddd 2222222. *deletes facebook*
oooooh extra space
there is one little crucial detail that you guys might have forgotten...
*goes on Tango*
*takes selfie*
*goes on camera*
*takes repeated selfies*
*still has katana sword glues to hand*
hmmmmmm......
And I'm back! But how did I come back here?
WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO WHERE IS MY IPOD!
Oh, it's in my pocket. I am going back, and getting my second ipod and I must help destroy--
(facebook)
Hey again kurukuruguy, I uh, learned to fly, and by the way, where is everybody?
so, mark did something to me, and my dead body and stuff can stay here while i'm over here. Oh, and he is working even harder on trying to bring back facebook. He said that he was not gonna let you destroy all his hard work or something like that. *cereal appears out of nowhere*
WHAT HAPPENED? I heard sinister chanting.
*grabs sand rock*
*crushes*
I messed something up. So, how far away are we from this new great non-facebook existing world? Please be like really far, like really really really far.
*doesn't work* There is the worst problem going to helleck.
Why didn't my time machine work!?
I was going to destroy the 1st problem and get back here.
*grabs my backpack and starts walking away to nowhere*
-goes on twitter
-leaves twitter
-goes on favorite anime
-goes back to one_unknown_enigma
Ok, I'm better now.
*turns into a cat*
what's not--*meow*
You're not getting the compulsion to think in hashtags, are you?
whats-hahahahhahhaha-wh--hahhahahahahhahaahahahhahha
wh-whats compulsion--hahahahhahahaha-compoopsion
yep, yea, just thought of that, I wasn't thinking of hashtags, now I am. You look like a french fry.
Will this do?
*burns some papers and dips in different colors of paint*
CONFETTI!
*takes out blow up bed and puts back*
Me: .*gasps*
Why am I in a box?
it looks soo pretty.
*takes out ipod*
*takes picture of dust*
GLITTER PARTY
*attaches vacuum to outside of box* *ghost is pulled into vacuum bag* *holds up bag* So what now?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge.
so... hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood?!
hmmmmm, yes, but still same as always.
MAAAAAAAAAARK!
ummm, yea, so I'm gonna go get a soda and come back.
*leaves*
Yeuyeu get me a soda
so, do we like, have to, can I go get my stuff, or
*sprays my shirt with soda on purpose*
oh, whoops, gotta go change, I'll be in my room if you need me
sooooooorry
*building tremors*
And I didn't say yol-almost, almost, not completely
*sets turkey down beside you*
Found some coins, some money, and some... Legs I guess
I had to protect my turkey
oh, and by the way, I stole like 23 of your coins
here *gives back coins*
I had to run like my computer battery died or something.
What were you guys doing anyway
did you press that big red delete button that said "BIG RED DELETE BUTTON"
I have the button, while you guys were fighting in the beginning, I switched it out with one_unknown_enigma's.
*presses button*
*huge explosion miles away*
*computer chip lands in my hand*
Facebook can't be deleted forever, there are great minds out there, like mine, this chip is unbreakable, but not undestroyable
*poof*
and the chip is floating billions of miles away where no one can get it.
*starts walking away*
where what
*frowns* And how am I alive?
How are you guys alive? I thought I killed you all
*grabs chip and snaps in half*
*takes out ipod and starts walking away*
heyyyyy, Penelrooster
I was talking to somebody on my ipod. One sec.
-got to go, *clap clap* BAM! ha-ha-ooh, la-la *2 fab 4 u 5-ever* jinx and all of infinity and beyond and nothing back-
yeah, soooo, hi
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(157.48 cm)
So, will you get off me now? I can't really breathe.
*stands up*
well, What do we do now?
*teleports to new earth*
awww man, my backpack
bacon
Ice cream
and deep fried Ice cream
"hmm, I thought he would be here sooner"
*touches it* oh my god, it burns
*flips to chapter about the tokens*
ooh, did you know that if you swallow one, the next time you 'die', you won't die and just blink? I have been doing this almost the whole time. Almost kuru, ALMOST!
They've been missing for 3 weeks....
Yeukaitamia-yes, on my ipod again
"Acouris siolla Immortalis!"
as you both freeze in time and I put hats on you both
as you both unfreze and start out a plan for candy crush.
... listen to me
duuuuudee....
*pulls cord or what the frick ever out and throws at all of you then leaves*
Toodles!
*points stun gun at you*
I'll see you in a few hours
*shoots*
"They suggested changing puberty at age 8 from abnormal to normal, and lowering the abnormal puberty age to 7 for white girls and 6 for African American girls."