I'm not crying, my eyes are just a little sweaty

My cat ran away to a rich house down the street because I kept going on holiday :/

I can't decide if that makes your cat amazing or an asshole...probably a little of both?

He hated my family and wouldn't go near them. He would only come near me and I had to keep going on holiday I came back and found him living down the road at some mansion

Knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti (somebody continue)

But on the surface he looks calm and ready, to drop bombs