Most days are like this

I have like, 23 hours and 55 minutes of this, then five minutes of "OH who cares, i want my coke, I want my chips, I'm gonna have a happy chubby life and it will be PERF" then this again...

Some guys like a little bit of squish on a girl. And I personally don't mind it either. I think it's cute and makes a good pillow

I think these things as eating another brownie... for breakfast...

I freakin' love Workaholics.

I want to do this every day. All the time.