Whoever made this either has a great or a terrible understanding of irony

"Follow your dreams."
So, your saying I can ride on a unipotato into the sun and burn to death if I follow my dreams?

Nothing is written in stone... But you can always write on stones

Isn't "it's 5 o'clock somewhere" and excuse to get drunk in the morning? Not exactly the most motivational thing to put on a rock

Eat, Pray, Love. Also Shit. That is necessary. Drinking. Sleeping.

I have a rock that just has the word 'punk' on it

I have a rock that says Pet

True, it's scratching off already.