Poor delicious tomato can't catch a break
10 years ago by doctorwhooligan · 2475 Likes · 18 comments · Popular
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loki_laufeyson
· 10 years ago
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Kay here's a tomato joke- daddy and mommy tomato were walking down the street with baby tomato, of course baby tomato was trailing behind. A few minutes later daddy tomato noticed how far behind baby tomato was so he runs back to baby tomato, steps on him, and screams "KETCHUP!"
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doctorwhooligan
· 10 years ago
Wait. Did....did he..murder his son so he could tell a dad joke? Nice! So worth it. Dad jokes ftw
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loki_laufeyson
· 10 years ago
Yes.
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deadpool007
· 10 years ago
Homophobic vegetables
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doctorwhooligan
· 10 years ago
For some reason I keep imagining a guy who can't move wearing a shirt that says "not Adam and Steve" over a confederate flag.
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deadpool007
· 10 years ago
Change guy into carrot and you're seeing what I'm seeing.
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doctorwhooligan
· 10 years ago
I see a guy that's completely paralyzed. Are you high too, deadpool?! I wanna smoke with deadpool that'd be amazeballs!
deadpool007
· 10 years ago
Am I high? AM I HIGH? ARE YOU A COP?
doctorwhooligan
· 10 years ago
Lmao. Hell no. Let's blaze together man. You're my hero. Smoke with deadpool is on my bucket list
deadpool007
· 10 years ago
When and where? :D
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doctorwhooligan
· 10 years ago
Haha. Come to ny man. Or let's just set a time and light up where we are at the same time
deadpool007
· 10 years ago
Well, I personally don't smoke or drink or anything, but hell, you could blaze up and I'd eat a death by chocolate or something.
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doctorwhooligan
· 10 years ago
Haha. That's cool man. You do you. I could definitely go for some chocolate right now myself
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laugh_out_loud
· 10 years ago
Waaaaaait..... mushrooms aint vegetables!
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guest
· 10 years ago
and corn is a fruit!
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fanboyfil
· 10 years ago
more like grain...
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guest
· 10 years ago
In the last slide there wasca banana
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mostlikelygod
· 10 years ago
A mushroom is a fungi, not a vegetable
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