*narrows eyes* *assembles massive fort out of lounge cushions* *climbs to the top of the pillow tower* We fight, to the death!
*arms a nerf crossbow* *brings up a pillow shield*
I was just about to say the same thing.
*turns to hood* What happens in the Nerf war stays in the Nerf war. Any declarations of war I make against you or your species is completely coincidental and should be ignored for the rest of the time I'm not trying to aggressively fire foam missiles at you.
*announces in a loud voice* FUNSUBSTANCE! HEAR YE HEAR YE! PICK A SIDE IN THIS WAR!
AGREED! FOR TONIGHT...and probably after that...WE WAGE WAR! BUT WE SHALL DO SO WITH HONOR AND WHEN THIS IS OVER THE SURVIVERS WILL BAND TOGETHER AND SING JOYFUL SONGS OF THE WAR PAST! *fires nerf with LEDs in so it looks like a flare into the air*
*responds with another flare* WE HAVE AN ACCORD! *levels gun at hood*
*backs away into my fort* AND NOW! FOR THE GLORY OF THE SONTARAN EMPIRE I SHALL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PUNY BRETHREN!
*looks around* Who's on my team?
What use are snipers when when you have nowhere to shoot from! I shall decimate the very foundations of your order and pick your followers off one by one!
Who's to say I DON'T?! And for sure I shall get to your walls, without even having to leave my own!
Hood, on a separate matter, shall we invite our dear friend Angelus to the partay, as it were?
Sorry im late hood but it took longer than I thought to commandeer drones and arm them with muffins. Oooh and I brought milk for everyone too. I also have a sword, two trapeze artists, a monkey, 3 sharks with lasers on their heads and a skittles cannon. Oh no one try to take the sword from the monkey...he really don't mess around.
*stumbles out of the abyss of the nerf fortress* *sees blood everywhere*
*looks up at the others* *glances from side to side* Uh.. some weird shit went down while I was stockpiling, didn't it?
*looks at the bullets everywhere*
*whines* Aw. You started without me. And now Angelus is getting blood on my cushions. *helps Angelus to his feet* My friend. I think it's time. We can wait no longer.
... um a little overboard with the real destructive weapons don't you think? *Hands skittles nerf/muffin cannon and assault rifle* be the awesome ninja girl you are with that (^-^)...Also get behind cover cause unknown enigma is gonna fire the nuke *opens secret compartment for skittles to run in and be safe*
Aye Aye muffin man...oh and I heard somewhere you were knighted...sooo...I brought you armor! ;) and I have a monkey...not sure what we're gonna do with him..but WE HAVE A FREAKING MONKEY!
Yay a monkey!!! And the armour looks awesome it's what protected me from the nuke and I protected you (^-^) but it's a Nuke so you will always take some damage *gives healing muffin that heals us*
WOW we're starting to glow...I think maybe the radiation is giving us super powers. OMG that muffin just turned into a puppy, it's a freaking muffin puppy.
*calls off monkey and pulls out nerf sniper* *fires at enigmas head* * miscalculated aim bullet hits her bewbs*...um....I'm sorry I didn't mean to...*enigma walks up to me and slaps me she then goes back to her base and the war continues*
Im loving just how epic our nerf wars get but this is why we can't have nice things * opens fire on enigma with nerf blasters and locks misels on to nerf spawn*
I ship lots of people, but never ship me with anyone. *nerf spawn turns to ash* he was no use... Well, here goes nothing *walks out of fort with hands in the air*
*gives Angelus a signal to say I understand, then steps away* Deserter! I'll have NOTHING to do with you! I shall fight this war on my OWN! I care not for your excuses! *marches back to my own fort*
*appears on a top balcony and aims weapons*
TAKE THE TRAITOR TO YOUR BRIG! OR DUNGEON! LET ANGELUS ROT! IN ONE OF YOUR CELLS!
*fires a warning shot that skims the top of Zelda's hair*
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a Nerf war! *grabs armfuls of duvets* FORTS ARE ALLOWED!
*arms a nerf crossbow* *brings up a pillow shield*
*turns to hood* What happens in the Nerf war stays in the Nerf war. Any declarations of war I make against you or your species is completely coincidental and should be ignored for the rest of the time I'm not trying to aggressively fire foam missiles at you.
*announces in a loud voice* FUNSUBSTANCE! HEAR YE HEAR YE! PICK A SIDE IN THIS WAR!
*backs away into my fort* AND NOW! FOR THE GLORY OF THE SONTARAN EMPIRE I SHALL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PUNY BRETHREN!
*looks around* Who's on my team?
But I have a SECRET WEAPON.
*dramatic music*
*close up*
*holds up tray* Just saying, it's cupcakes.
Hood, on a separate matter, shall we invite our dear friend Angelus to the partay, as it were?
*looks up at the others* *glances from side to side* Uh.. some weird shit went down while I was stockpiling, didn't it?
*looks at the bullets everywhere*
*whines* Aw. You started without me. And now Angelus is getting blood on my cushions. *helps Angelus to his feet* My friend. I think it's time. We can wait no longer.
*suspenseful music*
ANGELUS! COME AND GIVE ME A HAND! I CAN'T CARRY THIS ON MY OWN! http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/adam/69c49e353b98fca62bcc7e2e7bab5529/P1030029.jpg
The Nerf Nuke. 90 Bullets in a 360˚ circle.
*grins evilly*
You can join Team Enigma if you like. We're currently outnumbered.
*nuke smashes through shield*
*laughs as bullets fly in every direction through the fortress*
*hailstorm of bullets descends on hood*
*keeps weapons levelled at everybody*
TAKE THE TRAITOR TO YOUR BRIG! OR DUNGEON! LET ANGELUS ROT! IN ONE OF YOUR CELLS!
*fires a warning shot that skims the top of Zelda's hair*