That's...unfortunate.

This has happened to me except I couldn't hide cause my grandma was holding my hand (I was like 5 and I used to run away at any given chance)

LOLOLOL think about if you were one of the customers in the store. imagine that you are picking up a loaf of bread when somebody screams DICK and is bee lineing towards you, then at the last second sharply turns left. that would be just so awkward.

LOOOL