Funny how there was this one time on a plane and this lady and her obnoxious son sat near me. It was a late and everyone was trying to sleep. The lady's son had his iPad volume that was louder than the turbulence and when I asked the lady nicely if she could ask her so no turn the volume down and she glared at me and grunted. Later when I went to the bathroom and came back, I by accidentally bumped into the steward man who was also being rude and he and the lady started pissing off at me because god forbid, I interrupt the steward taking the lady's plastic cup. I looked the lady straight in the eyes and for a moment and then I said, "and that's why you're single". The lady kept quiet and once the steward left, I got back in my seat and my dad gave me a high five.
Once this morbidly obese man sat next to me on the plane and he literally took up his seat and half of mine and every time he started falling asleep his muscles would relax and he would settle farther into my seat and then he would suddenly wake up and try to suck it in. It was a 8 hour flight.
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