I had to share this, it made my day better.

"Hi can I get you some refreshments maybe some tea"

Fish are friends not food

Im afraid of sharks, but this... I like this

I'm sitting here in the dark at 2:15 AM and giggling like a mentally disturbed person.

I really want to say that this is true but...

This is mildly disturbing to me.

phark phteven

" Hi wanta be friends, yeah lets be friends"

I dunno about you but I think he'd have a little lisp

However humans with shark teeth are undeniably attractive (see: Rin Matsouka)