What I imagine going on when girls describe how they use public bathrooms

That's exactly how I do it. I think all girls do...

Nah I sit

Why would I touch the seat?

...Whilst the rest of you girls hover, I use the seat that no one else has been using because they think everyone else does. -_-'
Society at it's finest.
Have a good day. :)

Am I the only one that just uses toilet paper as a seat cover?