Can't freaking sleep

This is me Last night

Whos that giiiiirrrllll whos that giiiiirl its
?? Anyone??

Last night I was so sore and cramping so bad, and I kept getting this weird charlie horse in my leg. I slept all of like two hours.

If I knew I wasn't gonna get any sleep, I would have used the internet. Why??? Why does this have to happen?? Couldn't you just, like enter the sleeping mode?????