Such a cute name little lizard

This reminds me of the origins of Meg Griffin's name

I had a friend named Elizabeth and I just called her Lizard.

What about having a daughter who grows up with the nickname Cassie, and when people ask if it is short for cassandra, she will have to say no,
its short for casserole

Slow down there Satan

Lucy is your full name? No...my name is lucifer...

"Hey, Sandy, is that short for Cassandra?"
"No, it's short for Sandwich"

Will you be my mom?

don't ever have children

Fuckin shitty parent