No one knows the truth. Pink lemonade is made by growing lemons in the corpse of a dead animal..... wait did I just spill the beans! dam it I always do this!
We're bad at this aren't we but it's okay as long as we don't tell them this is all done by a secret cult that's brainwashing us with products like this produced by their twisted demon rituals....
Dam it not again!
I know it's so hard to stop! We just won't say anything about the fact that it's slowly stealing their souls as they drink it. Positively no discussion of it actually containing traces of demon blood for conversion purposes. Holy shit I just can't STOP!
Well at least we didn't say their ultimate goal is to turn everyone into an army of demon beasts that will be used to destroy this world and then be used as a food source for bigger demons
Yes! They absolutely can't know of the next chapter in the plan for world domination. We must keep the gates of hell being opened a secret. No one should expect the the gate to be opened at midnight on Halloween.
Dam it not again!