It's not a watermelon

Yeah man, what the fuck. She might be fat (according to fashion magazines) but she isn't a water melon... More like a baby elephant... Or is that way worse?

I'm not sure if this is about the original post or the comments.. Both win

one time my mom bought a watermelon so she put it in the trunk and when she got home she opened the trunk and the watermelon just rolled out onto the driveway and broke
it was a traumatizing experience

Tumblr. Only normal people.

I would do the same

this is FUNsubstance for me!

wrap them in a paper towel and microwave them for 2-3 minutes. be good as new

Omg Karen, you can't just ask people why they're watermelon

*is waiting for Ikaros to come get her watermelon*