The last one though

The USPS one is accurate. We do generally give a fuck even if you don't think so. Missdelivered mail is an honest mistake. Lighten up people we are only humans.

Can definitely verify the Haunted Mansion one for Disney World. Halloween is the worst.

This is why I use USPS and not Fedex.

I worked at Panera. 100% true.

My friend used to work at Panera and he said they would go to the restaurant hours before opening to bake the bread... I guess I assumed he meant they mixed ingredients together as well.

Shit, ASUS is supposed to send me back my laptop via FedEx.