At the bar

Me when I go to a bar, minus the cat part

sure does look like a house, im just sayin

He lost his family to the vacuum cleaner.

cats

"So... You guys all think this is normal?"
"Yeah, why shouldn't we? Mr. Kibbles had been going here for longer than most."
"And it doesn't disturb you at all that he's...well, that he's a cat?"
*entire bar gasps loudly and glares* "Get out. We have no room for your kind here."