in Australia we have a store called "d*ck Smith"

Who wants the D?

Now this is how to advertise!

the mothers day catalog was easily my favorite.

Oh my god, as an Australian I never noticed the headings of this brochure. Wow, haha

What does this store actually sell?

They're in New Zealand too!

Well that got very sexual very fast

Somebody waited a long time for this.

We have it in new zealand too.

The bangs for the buck one is the best

I never read the catalogues, but I am starting to think I should. They must be laughing their arses off when they send these out. Their advertising staff are having a tonne of fun.

Well excuse me you Aussie, but you're forgetting that we Kiwis have Dick Smith as well.
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My dad calls it "Tricky Dickie."
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His reason?
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"Because it rhymes."

Well, there is an Australian V8 Supercars team called Dick Johnson Racing!

There's also one called 'Clever Dick The Handyman'
"Who's a clever Dick?"