my face is made of coins

Hello Frank's mortuary, you stab em we slab em how may I help you?
Abortion clinic, you knock em up, we knock em down...we have a special on twins today! How may I help you?
Betty's BDSM Boutique, all of our operators are tied up at the moment, leave a message after the beep, you bad, bad boy.

This isn't not always right. Which sister-site is that

My mom always tells telemarketers she's on the no- fly list when they offer her a cruise or a flight, that usually shuts them up