What Things Should Be Called

water with corners
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that's my favorite

Sneeze paper.

Cereal water

I desperately want those porksicles right now. Nom nom nom nom

Sand moose and finger pants are the best

I would like my water with water with corners....

The title should be called: "What people call things when they're high."

Does this not remind anyone of Tom from Parks and Rec?
http://its-always-sunny.tumblr.com/post/19596186025

Gotta love Kennings! :)

this is amazing
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now i just have to remember them all so i can use them XD

Meat tornado