hehehehe

"Ermahgad Hugh you have a fucking mind controller atop your head"

It's more like:
Me & friend simaltenously: "sup"
me: "JINX!"
friend: "GOD FUCKING D--"
me: *slaps friend across face*
(We have kind of unusual rules)

The one on the right is HORNY! *Crowd boo's me off stage*