Four planes reverse out of crashes and 3,000 are saved,
A magical boat helps drowning people out of the water and then proceeds to put itself into one whole piece....
Cont... Then the Jews are so grateful for the acts of hitler they decide to pay it forward and take Jesus off the cross and raise him from the dead. The Jesus was like "wut? You foiled my plan!"'so he goes around making a bunch of people sick and blinding people.
A magical boat helps drowning people out of the water and then proceeds to put itself into one whole piece....
Jokes