I worry

I worry about farting on someone on the stairs

But you don't have to smell it

This worries me a lot, except when I'm following a young lady. I think it's kind of sexist, but I just can't help it.

I'm always worried it would look like i'm staring at their butt, in case it's a woman

woah, i have never thought about it that way... now im gonna think that every day

This is an actual everyday fear that I prepare for at work

Sorry, I'm the person you should fear... ;p

i knew i wasn't the only one