How internet arguments work

YES HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE CAUSE IT'S IN ALL CAPS

I literally never use the caps lock button, even if I need to type a whole paragraph in caps. I don't even know why.

I always use the caps button, even if I just have to write one letter in cap

There are two kinds of people in the world

Yeah but if. Arguing and I just press caps I can't FEEL the caps. I have to jam the shift button and hold it there and FEEL THE CAPS