Men vs Women: The Eternal Battle

TLDR

so i'm a man then

I'm a girl and I'm more like a guy

Alls fair enough apart from the inviting someone over one. I just show up at my friends houses like "hi i walked here so you gotta let me in," and if they're not home i play on their trampoline and steal their wifi until they return

It's almost like we are different genders....