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hoopla
· 10 years ago
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True, but how is this an awkward situation?
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nerdfighter
· 10 years ago
because it means that it's a human who fell off of a wall, and was so broken apart and mangled that doctors couldnt fix him. All of this is sung as a happy children's rhyme, and OP feels awkward that his whole childhood he sung a song about a man dying
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mrblackbelt108
· 10 years ago
But seriously kids songs are so fucked up tho. There's one about a woman chopping 3 mices tails and tongues off, one about a baby's crib falling from a tree, and another one about some mentally ill person riding a pony and sticking a feather in his ear? Really?
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nerdfighter
· 10 years ago
Also, ring around the rosie is about the black death
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caustin12
· 10 years ago
That's because it's a riddle
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hipsibel
· 10 years ago
this is true, the old rhyme was indeed a riddle, and egg being the answer.
deleted
· 10 years ago
No it wasn't it was a Cannon that fell from the castle wall
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hipsibel
· 10 years ago
they way I heard it was an egg, that's it.
deleted
· 10 years ago
You mean assumed it was an egg?
hipsibel
· 10 years ago
no I mean I've been told more than one that the answer to the riddle is an egg.
hood
· 10 years ago
If you think that's bad Google the original stories of the so beloved Disney fairy tales
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nerdfighter
· 10 years ago
All the Brothers Grimm tales, they are amazing ;)
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hood
· 10 years ago
Did you know in the original snow White The witch made 3 attempts on snows life 2 of which were stopped by the dwarfs and animals but on the third the witch shoved the apple down snows throat and she choked on it. The Prince came along some time later and found her dead body in a glass coffin made by the dwarfs! He then decided ok she's dead but still good I'll fuck that, so he loaded her coffin into a wagon used to hold his stuff and when they hit a bump in the road the apple that was stuck in her throat flew out and she started breathing again. They married and had twins but the prince would have been just fine fucking her corpse!!!
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nerdfighter
· 10 years ago
oh my god.
hood
· 10 years ago
You think that's bad? In the story of the 3 pigs when the wolf tried to break into the brick house, in the Disney cartoon they made a fire in the fire place and the wolf gets burnt and rockets out of there and is never seen again, in the original the pigs put a boiling pot in the fire place and when the wolf came down the chimney he fell in, they closed the lid and boiled the wolf alive. That nigh they ate the wolf stew....I shit you not that's what happened in the original.
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nerdfighter
· 10 years ago
Yeah, I knew that one but I still can't get over the snow white one
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malwhitaker
· 10 years ago
an*
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
It's actually about a cannon.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Yes it was about a Cannon not a person or an egg
eyesthathear
· 10 years ago
A egg.. a egg... this is making so uncomfortable,I have no idea why.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Lol
saviorofthebroken
· 9 years ago
It was about a kid who was as punishment pushed off a wall into a pit of spikes
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