Eat Your f*ckin Domino's

The torture of having pizza strapped to his back and not being able to eat it

I actually did that once, and they did send a cute delivery boy ;) *cue porn music*

My friends and I once told a pizza delivery boy in the special instructions to do the Spock symbol when he gets to our door and he didn't do it :(

I used to work at Domino's and one time they asked me to draw a dragon on the box. I did. I took a pic of it but it's on my other phone. It was my greatest drawing. But when I got there the guy who was at the door didn't even care. I was let down.

I did this with papa johns and they sent an older man. I was very disappointed.