Hholy shhit!

Quick! Before the portal closes!

*pun intended*

Your sh*t is the chosen one. Move aside Harry.

What did you eat?

This water has been deemed pure by the Lord! But you really shouldn't drink pure water, it'll strip your body of minerals. :c

The pot has been chosen, because it's the one who has dealt with the worst shit.

This is what happens when your favourite star takes a dump :D

*in godly booming voice* Do my bidding, use thy toilet.