I would try to do a flip off of the trapeze, slip, kill a peanut vendor which would make the elephants go mad. The elephants would trample the trainers and the people would go insane. All whilst this is happening the fireworks were set off by my shoe that flew off and set the circus on fire.
And that is reason #53 why I can't join the circus
And that is reason #53 why I can't join the circus