well, he never left the bucket

They should've been more specific.

My school would send us to the "time out room" and they called it TLC because we needed extra TLC. They had to change the name once we all started calling it "Torture little children"

Am I the only one that tried to tap the assistive touch button

When I was little and was sitting in one of those shopping cart - kid stroller combos, I was bored so I scooted my way nearly out the door of the store and was well on my way to McDonald's.

Expose the system. Exploit the system.

BEST MOM EVHERrrrrrr