A More Accurate Breakdown Of Seasons

Fun-mer starts on my birthday :D

Florida Seasons: Dull-mer: Jan 1 - Dec 31

Canada:
Winter
Winter
Winter
Winter
Snow melts. spring, is that you?
Nope. Winter
Winter
Summer finally
Summer
Fall
Winter
Winter
Winter (repeat)

This is so true it hurts

Australia:
Summer (fucking hot + rain) - December to February
Autumn (slightly less hot + less rain) - March to May
Winter (slightly colder than usual, wear a cardigan + no rain) - June to August
Spring (hot + no rain, everything dies) - September to November