Real girls don't

Why shouldn't everyone have confetti? Why

We should all have confetti in our pockets for thát moment.

Fun story: for a while I worked for the stage crew for my high school, and we did this thing called dinner theater which was a compilation of songs that the students in the musical chose and all put together by my theater teacher. At one point, they sung Kiss the Girl from the little mermaid, and Peter Pan was a background dancer and when the two finally kissed he threw sparkle confetti. I still haven't gotten the sparkles out of my crew clothes.

Confetti kills small animals and birds, that's why.