You wouldn't know

Somebody once told me that every time you yawn, a ghost puts its d*ck in your mouth..... lhergh..

My grandmothers house was really haunted, she was forever finding things in other places, drawers open, & bathtubs filled. When she investigated at the town library she discovered a child had been abandoned at the house in WW2 and was found dead 10months later... All the drawers were open as they'd scavaged for food, and the bathtubs were full the day they were found.

THE BEST

I don't wanna be THAT guy, but that's not breakdancing...

Or humping you.

Well I'm on the toilet, that'd be pretty gross...