Music playboy

I believe that's a bass

He might have snapped that G string while fingering A minor

It's this why girls like musicians?

Nothing gets a lady off by fingering her underwear...

i bet there is barely anyone who plays the oboe. i do!!

This is the most painful thing I've ever witnessed on funsubstance. I, as a very devoted (not talented, just devoted) cello player, simply cannot look at a post like this without nearly screaming THAT'S A FREAKING BASS YOU DUMBASS!
And now my cello feels sad and underappreciated :(