hello whovians :D

*pulls ponytail down in front of face* *sighs disappointedly*
Anybody got any apples? I love apples. Ah- wait- new teeth. That's weird.

How bout bake beans?

Beans are evil! BAD, BAD beans!

And whatever you do... Do not let me eat pears. Hate pears.

If I regenerate again, I might do something stupid like eat a pear. I don't want to wake up and taste something like THAT.
Come on, Funsubstance, one of you must be Scottish. Fry something.

Mmmm... Bacon. I love bacon. Nevermind! Nevermind! I really don't like bacon

*regens again* AHHH! Noo Aye be Scottish! Wich wunnaya wee focks wants sum froyed beckun!?

But are you ginger?

AYEEEEE! WAH WOOD AH NOT BEE

This is rubbish! One of us is bound to be ginger at some point!