Reason 1

It's because your phone is red. No one likes a red phone..

maybe because the cord only goes halfway around the phone and then stops

Reason 2: You googled why he isn't texting you

Oh maybe because the pHONE ISNT PLUGGED IN

GEE. I WONDER WHY.

Or maybe because land lines don't receive text messages....

Because it is a HOME phone

http://totalsororitymove.com/reasons-hes-not-texting-you/
OH MY GOD! 6 HOURS?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!

Because you cant text on that phone