He Should Have

I didn't know he had a perfume.

Some people are just born to miss opportunities.

When they spent money: 50spent
When they write a novel: 50shades
When they can't buy a house: 50rent
Going to dentist: 50dent
Hungry and broke: 50can
Being an asshole: 50c**t
To be continues: 50cont
Become a magician: 50chant