I can make it work

I think you mean oxy- OH MY!

Like I said, it's not. It's an axymoron

Then explain how it is an oxymo- i mean axymoron.

It's an axe. A stereotypical axe should have a metal head and a wood stick, not the other way around, like this. But I believe shurikkaru is correct in what they said

M'kay, thanks