There are 2 types of girls on Halloween

I prefer the one on the left

I'm the kid dressed as a door in the backround.

I admire creative costumes versus "sexy kitty" or "sexy bus driver" or "sexy custodian" costumes.

This kid in my class dressed up as a blueberry and when my teacher came in he was just sitting on the floor. She stared at him for a sec and then asked in total seriousness whether he could get high off the fumes

In which both are awesome and should not be judged

i am both